Medical advice required.

[Harrythefinn]

Do I have a disease?

The Symptoms.
ON THE TAR
I often drink beer and ride my bike.
I often drink red wine and ride my bike.
I like tunnel vision.
I try to pin the speedo between traffic lights.
I always squeeze to the front at a red light.
I like the smell of burnt rubber.
I like the sound of a V4 at 11,000rpm with a titanium pipe, at 2 AM between
the concrete walls of a small soi.
I like the look of the umbrella girls.

ON THE DIRT
I like mud up to the axles.
I like bouncing off trees.
I like to ride 10 hours in the rain.
I like sleeping on the ground.
I like getting lost.
I like drifting around a gravel corner.
I like it when you collapse on the ground and say " No more".

Any cure to my sickness?? :RO

 

[Constantine Phaulkon]

"Any cure to my sickness?? "

Yes, there's a cure. It's called death.

 

[Steve Canyon]

Don't think there is anything wrong with you... :

You sound quiet normal, but I'm no doctor....

:LOL

 

[KTMphil]

You're wasted on those ROV's - you should be a poet.

Do I have a disease?

The Symptoms.
ON THE TAR
I often drink beer and ride my bike.
I often drink red wine and ride my bike.
I like tunnel vision.
I try to pin the speedo between traffic lights.
I always squeeze to the front at a red light.
I like the smell of burnt rubber.
I like the sound of a V4 at 11,000rpm with a titanium pipe, at 2 AM between
the concrete walls of a small soi.
I like the look of the umbrella girls.

ON THE DIRT
I like mud up to the axles.
I like bouncing off trees.
I like to ride 10 hours in the rain.
I like sleeping on the ground.
I like getting lost.
I like drifting around a gravel corner.
I like it when you collapse on the ground and say " No more".

Any cure to my sickness?? :RO

 

[bigntall]

Great stuff Harri - Not sure if I've got the same thing or not as mines just a hair different. I enjoy the umbrella gals (and lurid gals beckoning me into karaokes) on any rides.